This email is scheduled to send out 7:45 AM, Wednesday, December 24.

Not sending it out manually since I’m getting baptized

today.

Holy W.

To pay off the subject line--in Orthodox Baptisms, the

priest cuts 4 locks of hair from the sides of your head

during a part of the service.

While I don’t have the authority to baptize you in a

Christian sense…

It wouldn't be a stretch to say I can baptize you in the ways of good marketing.

Father Swindall will absolve your marketing sins.

And he will do it quickly.

Go here if you’d like that:



https://www.youtube.com/@trystanswindall

Trystan Swindall