Uh oh.

My mom found my blog yesterday.

Here’s the story:

Mom has been asking me for months now to put a

website up for myself.

Why this is I never quite figured out… but I ended up

doing it not long ago.

To which I gave her the good news about yesterday

after she asked… again… for some reason.

(It's www.trystanswindall.com if you want to see it, but

there's not really any reason to.)

So she thrapped the URL in, and… aw crap.

Lo and behold, the first thing on the screen is the

grabbing subject line to an email Swindall Mischevous

recently sent.

Diligent citizens will realize that this is likely not a good

thing.

Diligent citizens would be correct.

The subject line she saw was:

"Why human traffickers are awesome"

This led to the knee-jerk "I'm going to punch you in the

face" reaction.

(She wouldn't actually do that. I think?)

The first line didn't help:

"At least an accused one by the name of Andrew Tate

is."

(After I sent that email I realized that was perhaps

worded poorly. I'm sure Andrew is probably a cool guy

and all, but I certainly don't wholesale agree with his

life philosophies. I was just talking about the marketing.

Not that I care to get cancelled or for people to think

poorly of me. In fact, I support all of that.)

Which leads us to the big Tater Tot:

His credibility has been a critically useful asset to my

business lately.

Why?

Well... the Romanian outlaw recently helped me whip

up a storm of views to the tune of a 47x outlier score

on the video I posted about him.

And I could not have done it without him.

So because of that...

I am milking the Tate cow DRY.

And I am doing it SHAMELESSLY.

I just posted ANOTHER brand spanking new video

about Tate.

This time, a deeper look into what I call his "dark"

content strategy.

Is this a play to squeeze some more views out of Tate's

teets?

Actually I'm not even going to answer that. That was

the single worst sentence I've ever written in my entire

life.

...

...

...

...okay this is getting awkward.

Freshly squeezed Andrew Tate video below:



https://youtu.be/IJs7oA1H1BE?si=1dzYQUjpe7bw3fND

Trystan Swindall