I'm doing the purest form of cavemanmaxxing rn.

Why?

I'm writing this in Notepad since I have precisely zero internet as I write this blessed email.

Why?

Who knows. But it's actually quite fitting for the activities your king has been getting up to today.

Why?

Well, right now (at least before the internet went out), I'm doing a breakdown of legendary pre-internet marketer Dan S. Kennedy.

Specifically his famous (at least in DR-obsessed circles) "Renegade Millionaire" sales letter.

The reason it is so highly venerated by nerds like me is because the very first line hits you with the copywriting equivalent of a nuclear bomb.

The line is:

"Warning: this is one of the longest sales letters you will ever read."

BOOM.

I'm not exaggerating in the slightest when I say that the direct response wisdom packed in that line has taught me more than ANY modern-day biz-opp copy I've studied.

I mean, this is like 5 layers deep.

But I'm feeling FIESTY today.

I am not going to tell you a SINGLE LAST THING about why that line is good.

No.

If you want to see why it’s so genius for yourself…

You’ll have to crawl your way down to the dark, dank depths of the link below:

https://youtu.be/-BDZUoXTsSg?si=dP6OvsgUJRuI_3Lh

Trystan Swindall