MERRY CHRISTMAS citizens of info-marketing kingdom!

It is truly a joyous day.

The only thing that would make it better is if the evil

capitalist pigs desecrating this beautiful occasion would

STOP IT.

I bet the emails above and below this one are those

nasty people trying to push some discount in your face.

A girlboss like me?

I would never even THINK to try to sell you something

on such a day as this.

Evil capitalist pigs.

Merry Christmas!

Trystan Swindall

P.S. Ugh okay fine I didn’t want to do this but if you

REALLY want to be CTA’d somewhere I guess you can

go here:

https://www.trystanswindall.com/workwithme

We are coming up on Q1 after all. 😈