What a great start to the year, citizens:

At this point this whole thing feels like when there’s a

blockbuster hit in Hollywood, and then the directors

keep pumping out low-quality spin-off after spin-off just

to squeeze a couple extra dollars out of the franchise.

This horrid saga was supposed to end as a nicely

wrapped up trilogy.

Especially since I blocked the guy.

But at this point, since this has continued for months

now, I'll just say his real name:

Hassain .k.

Or something like that.

(Don’t want to give this guy even a second more of my

life than he’s already taken, even though in a certain

way he’s actually saving me time since he’s giving me

nice email fodder.)

He’s also known (to the OGs on this list at least) as

Kindergarten Copywriter.

7-point recap for the folks who have no clue what is

going on:

1. Guy named Hassain .k (Arjun .k) got on my email list.

2. Started asking me advice about how to get better as

a copywriter, even though his English is so terrible it

would be smarter and faster to do literally anything else.

3. He then proceeded to give me incorrect and stupid

advice on how to run my business better.

4. After I banned him from my list in the Great Purging

since he was too lazy to save himself…

5. He started messaging me on Instagram, and even

after I left him on delivered the first time around, he

kept trucking by delivering incorrect “critiques” of how I

run things.

6. I engaged in a brief back and forth for the sake of

entertaining email content.

7. I blocked him.

But you reap what you sow, I guess.

This, dear citizens, is what happens when you feed

trolls:

(Comment on my latest “funnel investigation” on

Clavicular)

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Hello buddy again here to waste time ,

If you are making content ... Wanna grow take it

seriously...

You ghosted me like noone on insta 😂 .... Still no problem

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I’m not going to do the typical roast here for two

reasons:

1. I’ve already deep fried this dude’s existence enough

in my previous emails about him.

2. I think that there’s a bigger “meta-lesson” to be

learned here.

The lesson in question is one you’ve likely heard

before, but will benefit from hearing again:

This is what 99% of people in the online business world

are like.

Interestingly enough, you’d think that would change

once you start talking to people who have “made it”…

And yes, while people who have actually made money

are typically higher-quality in general…

You’d be shocked to see how many people really still

have zero work ethic, personality, or anything.

Even people far richer than I perhaps ever will be.

Take this dude for instance:

Instead of getting good at a valuable skill, he spends

his time going to random people and giving them

incorrect advice…

Then once he gets a scrap of attention, proceeds to

endlessly haunt them by showing back up every 2

months.

I mean, look at the message up there.

He’s trying to portray being some non-needy YouTube

expert, while at the same time coming to give me

unsolicited advice for free.

It’s like those crazy neurotic texts you see from

obsessive women when the chad they were dating

ghosts them.

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Girl: heyyy

Chad: (No response)

Girl: hey i’m sorry for the way things went down.. i want

to see youuu…

Chad: (No response)

Girl: You ghosted me like noone on insta 😂 .... Still no

problem

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Citizens, as we enter the new year, I’d like you to keep

this in mind:

If THAT up there is your competition?

I daresay we can CRUSH it in 2026.

Let’s make it a good one.

And…

If you sell info + you’d like to do just that…

Let’s see if we can’t make that happen:



https://www.trystanswindall.com/workwithme

Trystan Swindall